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I helped put this website together. I think the site's pretty cool, and I love the album.

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I think everyone wants to leave their mark, and in their own way change the world. Maybe Steve overshot a little. 

‎"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma--which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary." - Steve Jobs

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At work today I was asked if it was possible to widen the height of a button. I didn't let it phase me or sugest the possibility that I increase it's height. I was actually quite taken by the concept of widening somethings height. It blew my mind a little bit. I may take a few days on this and call it a project . Not to actually change anything. Just to ponder whether that could be possible. 

I'm asking for all future work requests to come in the form of nonsensical riddles. Keep me on my toes. 

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Fun fact: Neil Armstrong's name is in fact a misnomer. While realitively speaking, his arms may have appeared to be strong, he more accurately should have been called, Neil Legweak.

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Let me preface this by saying this is an extremely urgent and important post about a topic that's clearly relevant to us all. Also, it's very well thought out and written. Continue.

I'm making a somewhere-around-2/3rds-through-the-year resolution to wear socks less... often. I had to add the often so y'all wouldn't think I'm gonna walk around with socks hanging half off. Although, come to think about it, if you did that, I bet it could catch on. You can have that one for free. Do it up. Become a trend setter. No attribution required. 

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Telling someone that they do not take criticism well is not a useful criticism. If they take it in stride, well, then you were wrong. And if not, well aren't you pointless. Also, shut up.
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  • I have much more respect for the bug that hit my windshield at 60mph than the asshole in the left lane that drives much, much slower than 60mph
  • Blues music makes me happy
  • You know that rule for outrunning bears? Where you don't have to be fast, just faster than the other guy? I think there's an inverse rule for state patrol. I don't have to drive the speed limit, just a tad slower than than that dude in the Toyota.
  • Drove by some an intersection with clothes laying in the middle of the street. My conclusion: somebody hit Obi Wan Kenobi.

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